THE ORIGINAL
Ganito Ka Rin Ba
Mag-English?
(To whoever gets
to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a
letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original,
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
Pls. read with feelings…
October 1996
To Marjorie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you thinks about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or
in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body.
But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What
do you thinks you are “BeautifulGirl” of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have
the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other
for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the
backs of Dennis, but if you start already calling me different name, I don’t
have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a
PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE GIRL. Shame to you’re body that is
to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for the exchanging you to me
because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m
repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M
P.S
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want
to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.
MY REACTION
After
reading this letter, I don’t know if I should laugh or be serious about it. I admit
that it was funny at first because I never thought that it would be worse than
mine. But then, there was a different feeling telling me that maybe the person
wrote this may have grammatical errors in writing but still have the confidence
to express herself to everybody. I
admire her confidence which I lack and I can relate her style of writing
because sometimes I also make letters which have grammatical errors.
THE REVISED VERSION
Ganito Ka Rin Ba
Mag-English?
(To whoever gets
to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)
The following is a
letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original,
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
Pls. read with feelings…
October 1996
To Marjorie,
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and
you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…
I am not surprise why Dennis left you. What reason can
you think about aside from having a very fat body? Before, I thought Dennis
only use me as his toy, but then I realized that he really can’t bear with you
anymore. First, because he could not stand you’re habit of interfering with all
his roving and always calling to their house to know what he was doing.
He also told me that he is ashamed of you, in school and
to his family. He also asked you to do
an exercise for your very fat body, but you didn’t want to. So, you thought you
were the prettiest girl he knows? Who do you think you are the “Beautiful Girl”
of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you think that you have a beautiful face, you still don’t
have the right to call me whatever you like just to insult me because I never
called you with different names in front and at the back of Dennis. But if you
started calling me, I don’t have any choice but to call with different names
like PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND A GIRL HAVING AN UGLY SHAPE. Shame on your fat body.
You cannot blame Dennis for choosing me because I am
sexier than you. Again, you look like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M
P.S
You say that I have a bad breathe but who does Dennis
want to kiss. Is it ME or YOU? And the answer is ME. THERE YOU GO.
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